They’re both rubbish, ho ho.
Fortnightly, rubbish collections, grrrr! I have felt this way for sometime, but today I discovered that I’m not alone. Timbo feels the same – and he hasn’t even begun to suffer the hideousness that is having your rubbish loitering about the place for 14 days. For anyone who is wondering the what the heck I am waffling about, I will explain.
Many local councils in the UK are introducing a system of fortnightly rubbish collection. The idea is that it will encourage us all to recycle more. In theory this is a really great idea. I’m a keen recycler, and feel that we should all do our bit for the environment. However, while some councils have put thought into their systems and adopted practices which are both practical and realistic, others have thrown together a plan which is completely bloody useless. I live in one the latter areas.
This is our current bin collection system: We have two (full sized wheely) bins and a box. The box is not particularly big (about the size of one of those boxes which are used to display fruit in supermarkets) and it is supposed to take all our glass (clear) and drinks cans, although not at the same time. (To be honest, the drinks can thing is irrelevant, we rarely buy canned drinks). One of the bins is green, this is for garden waste; grass cuttings, hedge trimmings and so on. The other bin is black and this is for all other rubbish. The box is emptied every week, the bins are emptied once a fortnight.
You may be thinking that sounds like a pretty good system – I can assure it is not! For a start the box is far too small (remember, we are not allowed to fill it above the level of the rim because the lid won’t fit and the bin men won’t empty it unless the lid is on). It may be adequate for one elderly person, for everyone else, it is a complete waste of space. Secondly, having a full sized wheely bin for garden waste is a stupid idea, who accumulates that much in the space of 14 days? I don’t! In addition, I already compost garden waste, so the whole thing is hypothetical, and the bin just stands empty.
The black general rubbish bin was only ever 2/3 full when we had a weekly collection, so, logically, now (even with the absence of clear glass) we have more rubbish than bin space, which means once a fortnight, my FIL comes down, picks up our excess rubbish and takes it to the tip – this is the same tip the bin men take it to. The alternative is leaving bags of horrible, smelly rubbish lying around which would be bad enough now, but even more unpleasant once the hot, summer weather comes along.
All this is meant to help the environment. Precisely how I have no idea.
I have noticed a number of houses which now have permanent black bin bag features in their front gardens (I don’t know how many people are hiding them in the back). Surely, leaving rubbish lying around is a health hazard. The council and government say it isn’t, I’m guessing they have taken little interest or notice of the history of sanitation and organised rubbish collection and the effects of these practices on the improvement of the health of the inhabitants of this country. Furthermore, I’m also guessing that they lack the ability to do basic maths.
We used to have one bin lorry coming around once a week – now there are two. Plus, there has been a large increase in the numbers of people taking their rubbish to the tip by car. It’s out in the middle of nowhere so transport is essential. How is this good for the environment? We have rubbish all over the place and an increase in carbon emissions. Surely, that is a bad thing? No?
I remember reading an article some years ago, which explained that there is a very good reason for having weekly rubbish collections because it breaks the life cycle of flies which go from eggs to fully formed flies within fourteen days. When bins are emptied weekly, all those maggots are transported off to the local tip – not pleasant for the people who work there, but at least it reduces the numbers within residential areas. If bins are left for a fortnight, those maggots have the chance to become flies, which then hang around the areas we live producing even more flies. And flies are not the only problem. What about rats, and the diseases they often carry, or the bugs that can breed in bags of decomposing rubbish? I’ll shut up about this now because it’s making me itch and feel slightly nauseous.
If local councils in the UK are serious about recycling they should follow the lead of other countries in mainland Europe and provide separate bins for specific materials and empty them all at least once a week. But, I suppose that would involve them actually spending some money so it will never happen.
OK rant over, back to my usual serene self.
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