This is going to be short – ‘the hand’ is feeling a bit stiff, so I have to type really slowly.
Anyhow, I’m quite glad that the England manager has been sacked. Not (only) for the obvious reasons, but also because it saves me the embarrassment of telling people that the national squad is managed by Malcolm McLaren. Yes, I know what his name really is, but for some reason I can never remember it.
Also, the sports commentator, Alan Green, is obviously an extremely jealous man. Last night after Liverpool’s fabulous victory (4-1) he said that Sammi Hyypia’s legs were ‘no good’. What? I have seen Sammi’s legs and I say they are very good, excellent in fact. Great thighs! And as for his bum . . .
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