AKA Is Sandra Bullock plotting to steal my freedom?
I posted earlier on Facebook and twitter about my email from Sandra Bullock informing me that I had won 700,000 euros. Just in case no one believes me, here it is -
I wonder if Sandy (I feel I can call her that, she obviously likes me) is one of those wealth-spreading socialists I keep hearing about. Hmm! Maybe, her offer is not a good thing because, apparently, socialists are really evil and want to force people to have free healthcare. Shocking! I bet they wear velour and buy whole albums of lift (elevator) music too, the swines!
Oh, and for the humourly challenged, yes, I know it’s spam, duh!
Currently listening to: I’m Just a Girl by No Doubt – “Take this pink ribbon off my eyes . . .”
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