What ever will they type next: Part something or another

I can’t remember when I last did a greatest hits post*, and I know how much you all love them – oh go on, you do – so here for your perusal are some of the more interesting ( I use that word loosely) search terms people have used to find this blog.

gay fart – This has been a perennial even though I have never written about such a thing, why would I? It’s both offensive and puerile. What people actually find is this, which was the same post accessed by the 9 people who have searched for fart list, peanut butter farter and meatloaf farter this month. I’m sure Mr Loaf never does that kind of thing though, or at least not to the extent that people would blog about it.

full boobs – OK, I admit, this one is my fault, but I have a feeling the people using it (all 10 of them) are probably a bit disappointed when they land here.

snot netball – That term leads to this post, but what I really want to know is: What the heck is snot netball!? On second thoughts, I don’t want to know because it sounds utterly revolting. Why would anyone search for such a thing? Honestly, they’ll let anyone use the t’internet these days**.

tyke talk – Phew, that’s a relief, not all my visitors are drunken rugby players. If you would like to learn about tyke talk, go here.

women trouble – Notice the plural. I’m guessing that is some poor chap who just can’t keep a girl. Maybe, he is the same person who looks for fart related subjects, which would kind of explain his perpetual singledom. Finding this probably didn’t help much. I mean, he’s depressed, lonely and then I mock his ‘equipment’. Mind you, some men pay good money for that kind of treatment, or so I’ve heard.

women in trouble – Lead to the post linked above, and was rather perplexing. I can’t work out whether it was a plea for help from people stranded somewhere – really, if that was you, the AA or Coastguard would have been a better bet – or maybe some nuns from the 1950s looking for fallen women. Or, just possibly, Ken Loach’s casting director.

hamster powered pc – I actually have one of those.

google heart – Yes, I heart Google too! And all it’s many wonders with the exception of maps.

mancheron – See it’s not just Ken and me! Nobody knows what that means. Well, except for clever-clogs who use those new-fangled dictionary things.

And finally: The person who searched for itisi definition won’t have found one, because it means whatever I bloody well want it to. Actually, that’s not true, there is an origin to the name,  and you are welcome to try and guess it. I have mentioned it in the past, and I have seen a couple of guesses, but are they correct?

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