This post is cancelled due to a shortage of weirdos

I was planning to bring you another instalment of ‘whatever will they type next’*. However, disappointingly, my search stats are devoid of oddities I could amuse you with. There were a couple of people who arrived here looking for ‘glow in the dark kilts‘, which is odd, but pretty tame in comparison to some of the downright peculiar stuff visitors have searched for in the past.

I’m rather puzzled by this sudden onslaught of normality; is it possible weirdos are no longer using the internet? Or, maybe, word has got around and they don’t come here anymore because they know I’ll mock them. Either way, I’m stuck for a post. Bloody weirdos, they just can’t be relied on.

Anyhoo, I did write this for another blog**, you could read that.

And now I shall go and try to figure out why my phone won’t connect to Gmail. If anyone has any ideas about that let me know in the comments.

Oh, nearly forgot, could you do a favour for the friend of a friend by going here and voting for Nora O’Sullivan. Apparently, she gets to be the Face of Horror if she wins, and she’s up against pros – I’m guessing that means they enter competitions for a living, who knew you could do that!?

* A series of occasional posts in which I highlight the more . . . umm . . . specialised search terms visitors to this blog are using
** And that shows you how unispired I am! I’m actually pimping my own stuff!

Currently listening to: Little Miss Can’t Be Wrong by Spin Doctors. Yes, I’m the fan.





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