In which I chronicle the wisdom of the famous

OK, not so much wisdom, more downright stupidity. In fact, one does wonder how some of these people manage to put their socks on without assistance

- Gareth Gates demonstrates his amazing intellect while likening his wife to his mother saying,

“She loves me, but she’ll never be my mum and she knows that, bless her.”

Really Gareth? How very astute of you to figure that one out. Also, don’t you think it’s a little creepy to think of your wife in those terms?

- Noel Gallagher claims James Blunt gives him a migraine. That’s a kind of poetic justice because Oasis have exactly the same effect on me. And at least James Blunt stops being annoying the moment a song ends, unlike Noel who just keeps spouting in that irritating, pseudo-Mancunian accent. Mad for it? Nah.

- Silvio Berlusconi proves he is a complete tit, once again.

- Hugh Jackman is “heartbroken” about the leaking of his new film saying it is a “serious crime”. I can see why you think that Hugh. I mean, forget all those other less serious crimes, like murder, the police should really be concentrating on capturing the swines who have downloaded your flick, they are obviously deranged fiends and a menace to society.

Currently listening to: The hum of the computer, it’s very quiet here.



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