Good Afternoon, Dear Reader. As I haven’t posted for a while, I thought I’d pop in to share my thoughts about some of the big news stories of the last couple of weeks.

Usually, researching this kind of post involves spending quite some time rummaging through the lesser seen regions of Google news, seeking out oddities, anomalies and the downright strange. Not this week, or last week for that matter. No. It seems the great and the good have decided to gift bloggers and columnists everywhere with the kind of material that one really couldn’t make up.

- I begin with Ricky Gervais and his one man crusade to reclaim* the word, ‘mong’. Mr Gervais has now issued an apology saying he had been “naive”, and, “(n)ever dreamed that idiots still use that word aimed at people with Down’s Syndrome”.  However, prior to his climbdown, those who objected were labeled, “humourless”, while his fans described the criticism as political correctness gone mad and an attack on free speech – which is odd because the last time I checked the laws surrounding freedom of speech didn’t include a clause advocating bullying.

- The saga of Liam Fox and his ‘friend’, the delightfully named Werritty** rumbles on. Mr Fox has now resigned but not before blaming everyone but himself for his downfall saying the criticism of his take-a-mate-to-work policy was due to “vindictiveness” and “hatred”. I suppose I can see his point. If plumbers and bricklayers can take a mate to work, why not defence ministers  who are involved in secret strategic talks with key allies? Surely unblocking a sink and discussing the defence of the realm are exactly the same thing? No? OK, I see your point – Mr Fox still needs some persuading though.

- And then there is Oliver Letwin, millionaire and MP for West Dorset, who was photographed dumping official papers into a rubbish bin in a central London park. It turns out this is also a perfectly normal thing to do because the papers weren’t top secret or anything***, just letters from his constituents. So, the good people of West Dorset now know how their elected representative treats their correspondence. So far, Mr Letwin hasn’t come up with an excuse, or found anyone else to blame, but if he wants to I suggest pinning it all on St Eric Pickles, patron saint of the garbage obsessed – if only Eric had reintroduced weekly collections sooner ….

- In (very much) related news: still available on BBC iPlayer, Holy Flying Circus is a “fantastical re-imaging” of the controversy surrounding the release of Monty Python’s, Life of Brian, which is quite apt considering the Ricky Gervais story I opened with. Life of Brian is a perfect example of comedy being used to challenge preconceived ideas. Contrary to what the anti-Brian propaganda said, the film did not attacks Christians, it challenged blind, unquestioning belief.

I suppose Ricky Gervais fans could argue that attacking preconceived ideas was their intention, but I’m not so sure. I have a feeling many/most of them unquestioningly retweeted Gervais’ mong tweets simply because of his celebrity status. They didn’t stop to think about what they were doing, they just followed along because some famous person was leading, a bit like the Brianists, really****.

- And finally: the death of Dennis Ritchie earlier this month was a little overlooked, which is very sad. Mr Ritchie was the inventor of the programming language C, and the co-inventor of the Unix operating system.  Although he was hardly a household name in the way people such as Bill Gates or the late Steve Jobs are, his influence on the technology that has become so much a  part of our everyday lives can not be overstated. It is no exaggeration to say that pretty much everything you see or do on your computer you owe to him. Yes, there were other languages, and there were other OS, but the ones he worked on were most elegant and the most practical. He truly was a pioneer!

*Not entirely sure how he intended to do this, because I thought you could only reclaim a word if it had been applied to you. For example: gay people and the word gay.

** Werritty sounds as though he could be a cousin of Raggety from Rupert the Bear.

*** I suspect he’s not trusted with the really serious stuff.

**** I blame their parents who obviously never used the traditional response, ‘And if all the other boys jumped off a bridge, would you follow?’, when their offspring tried to blame bad behaviour on the influence of others. I’m guessing they never said, ‘Stop swinging your school bag, you’ll have someone’s eye out’, or, ‘ But superheroes eat all their carrots, that’s why they have super powers!’, either.

Updated to add: Life of Brian is also on iPlayer – just watching it now, it’s still funnier than a very funny thing indeed!


I’m stuck for something to post about so I’m resorting to expanding on tweets. I shouldn’t really have told you that, should I? I could have fibbed and told you all it was a fabulous new idea. Hmm.

@misfitduck I should post a bit of Marilyn Manson and my thoughts about why nappy changing isn’t an interesting topic to blog about lol

This was part of a thread about me being added to a ‘mom bloggers’ directory. I couldn’t find any videos that weren’t low quality bootlegs, so no Manson (aren’t you disappointed?) but my point stands! Nappy changing; snot; stomach complaints and painful, gory birth stories just don’t make good reading. I can’t imagine why, but trust me, they just don’t. If your toddler regurgitates his breakfast all over your dog every morning, please don’t go into detail about the appearance, texture and smell. It is too much information. Anyone who tells you they do want to know about this stuff is being polite. Really! If they are genuine then they probably aren’t the sort of person you want within 500 yards of your blog.

I’m also a bit bemused about being listed in such a place. I’m not a mom blogger; I’m a mum who blogs. There is a difference! In fact, I find the term rather demeaning; it’s dismissive. It implies mothers with blogs are all pretty much the same and not very interesting – our heads are too full of thoughts of snot and washing powder obviously.

And having brought the ire of proud mom bloggers down on my head (there are lots of them; they stick together and hunt in packs), I move on to mocking the nicest person in Britain …

Yeah, the words smug, self-promoter come to mind. Also, for a while I thought Myleene Klaas was a cleaning product, really.

The first part doesn’t apply to Myleene Klaas, but I really did think her name was a brand of cleaning product. This was mostly because I first heard it in the sentence “Ooh, that Myleene Klaas is good”, and I assumed it was actually Mylene Class, something a bit like Cilit Bang, but more upmarket. I still think that works, the advertising jingle could be ‘My-lene, My-lene, gets your win-dows cl-ean’.

Off to see if there’s a blogger protection programme …

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This week I discovered I’ve been using StumbleUpon all wrong. Foolishly, I thought I was doing it right, what with only adding people I know or have something in common with; rarely using the send page feature; stumbling friends pages etc. However, it seems I’m not. There’s a new breed of SU user, and these guys rock! I only became aware of them this week, but I wish I’d known sooner. I could have emulated them, and achieved SU nirvana – which I’m sure they have, they’re that good! I’m guessing they’re enormously popular too because they really understand the idea of community. Anyhoo, I’ve spent a little time studying their methods, and I’m going to share their secrets with you lucky people – you’ll thank me for this, really. So read on to discover how you can become an SU rockstar.

1) Randomly add everyone. Don’t bother to check the box in the sidebar to see if you have any common interests, and don’t even think of  browsing the pages they’ve liked. Just add people, in large numbers. They’re sure to reciprocate.

2) When you come across a page you like, don’t just give it a thumbs up and move on; send it to every single person on your friends list. All of them! They’re sure to be fascinated by 22 separate pages of news from your local area even if they happen not to live there. I know I was. It made my day to read about an application for planning permission in some part of Canada I’d never heard of. Please send more.

3) Send all your friends the link to your blog, every day. Make sure you don’t accidentally send a post link, make it the main page, that’s always better. For special bonus points, add auto-playing music; half a dozen videos and at least 5 flash animations. This is sure to make your blog load slowly and/or freeze their browser. They’ll appreciate that.

4) This is a tricky one due to the the terms of service but, if you happen to find anything obscene, gory or just plain icky, do share it. Everyone loves to look at the that stuff. I know I do! My morning isn’t complete if  I haven’t been nauseated at least once

5) Bombard them with religious and political views they don’t agree with. This is important! Always do this. No, they don’t have a right to an opinion of their own, and would much prefer to have yours rammed down their throats. You’ll probably gain a few converts along the way.

6) Under no circumstances must you ever interact with your new friends (except for the above). Do not respond to messages, especially if the person is asking you to stop sending them crap; that person is just jealous of your superior stumbling skills. Never, ever attempt to stumble their pages, they are there to stumble yours and it really is all about you.

So there you have it. How to be a (complete prat) power user on StumbleUpon.

Currently listening to: Birds, they’re very loud for some reason.


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I decided I really should write a Twitter recommendation post; after all, the cool kids have all done it and I’d hate to miss the chance to leap onto a bandwagon. However, once I’d decided to do it, I realised it might have been a mistake. It’s really quite hard to draw up a definitive list; I was thinking there would be maybe five people, but it grew. And once you do have a list, how do you present it? I suppose the easiest way would be to paste in a list of links, but that’s rather pointless, so obviously I had to give some reason why you should follow these people.

Anyhoo, after much deliberation, here is my list, arranged in categories of sorts. The five people at the top get a special mention because (they’re my favourites) they’ve been particularly helpful towards me, said nice things about my blog or because they are the only two people who both read it and actually speak to me on Twitter; the rest of you either being somewhat averse to social networking, and/or to talking to me. Not sure which.

I digress, off you go, follow them all, and look after them!

@misfitduck (blog) – Bio: Expat, crash test dummy for the Swedish adult educational system
Why you should follow: Not the most prolific tweeter, but interesting none the less – loved her live-tweeting the US presidential inauguration.

@simonbarker (blog) – Bio: Part-time blogger – Full-time hi-tech gadget fan and as such I run a website all about them!
Why you should follow: One of the nicest people on Twitter, posts interesting links and is very witty.

@VladZablotskyy (blog) – Bio: My name is spelled ?????????? just in case you wonder.
Why you should follow: Polite, helpful and impressively multi-lingual.

@linnetwoodsBio: I live aboard a schooner with my man and a cat… I’m a freelance writer and web mangler…
Why you should follow: One of the most active tweeters around, goes above and beyond to interact with her followers.

Brits:

@fotodayz (blog) – Bio: Teaches folk how to capture memories.
Why you should follow: Dorcas is fun, sociable and also a talented photographer.

@billythekid (blog) – Bio: If you follow me I will reciprocate. It’s nice to be nice. If you spam me I’ll block and tweet the block. It’s not nice to spam. Be social!
Why you should follow: Don’t be put off by his bio, he’s helpful, friendly and a little bit geeky, just doesn’t like spammers much.

@justamoochinBio: Fondly known as Moochie who smiles ….. can be found most days out on the Marshlands playing in mud xx.
Why you should follow: She’s fun, chatty, has a crazy sense of humour.

@LStacey (blog) – Bio: Musician / Geek / Thinker / Blogger / Social Nutjob
Why you should follow: Really nice bloke, despite his rude comments about the north; tweets about interesting subjects.

@scooby867 (blog) – Bio: Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably ! YNWA x
Why you should follow: He’s a Liverpool fan and very funny (ha ha, not peculiar).

@ernmander (blog) – Bio: Turning into a vlogger. Time to try some unsafe velocities. Humor will be found here: I also suffer from The Pon-Farr
Why you should follow: Friendly, chatty techy guy who posts interesting stuff. Funny too!

Southern Hemisphere Peeps

@jackyan (blog) – Bio: CEO, Jack Yan & Associates; publisher, Lucire; director, the Medinge Group; co-author and author of branding books; typeface designer; mentor; speaker.
Why you should follow: Interesting and friendly, always has an intelligent opinion to share.

@liamvickery (blog) – Bio: The World’s greatest guitarist. Revolutionizing the way you think, one tweet at a time. Come on in and join the party! #hashtagmafia FTW!
Why you should follow: Really nice guy, posts good music and is the greatest guitarist in the world. Come on, you have to!

@Chisstwitt (blog) – Bio: Having a blast in the journey of life, living in Paradise with my lovely husband and three incredible children. I tweet for fun and to share ideas!
Why you should follow: Her bio says it all really; she’s fun and posts some interesting stuff.

@rustycharm (blog) – Bio: an online astronaut on helium…currently floating in the Auckland space trying to reconnect in a disconnected world, loves taking the piss outta spam tweets
Why you should follow: Only met him last week, but he’s very funny (once again, ha ha, not peculiar)

Writerly Types

@matchesmalone (blog) – Bio: Filmmaker, Magician, Intellectual Humorist, All Around Neat Guy.
Why you should follow: Very active, chatty and helpful.

@hopefulauthor (blog) – Bio: writer,wife mum, woman!
Why you should follow: Friendly and supportive, makes a great effort to interact.



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Weirdly, both Twitter and Friendfeed seem to have spontaneously combusted, or something. It’s very dull without them; like living in 2006.

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